100 Word Stories: Everything But the Tea

Figure 1. Lewis Moten within the story
Audio 1. Everything But the Tea

Publisher: 100 Word Stories
Weekly Challenge: 1050
Topic: Tokyo
Submitted: June 7, 2026
Published: June 7, 2026
Participants: 8 total
Recommended Topic: I think I messed up

About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge

About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge

Figure 2. Lewis Moten’s 100 Word Stories

Behind the Story

I missed last week’s story altogether. My days have been exhausting. I headed home early Wednesday night and fell asleep. I couldn’t find my keys the next day and had to reschedule my annual physical. I took it as a sign to relax and get a few things done around the house.

By the time Saturday came along, I found the keys in an odd spot. I am 99% certain I didn’t put them there. Thankfully, they were not chewed up, and I was able to make it to church on Sunday.

Speaking of Sunday, I woke up a bit early and figured I had enough time to catch up and submit a 100-word story. The episode ran, with the host noting that he was behind on publishing it. As luck would have it, he had received an extra story during the delay.

I wonder who that could have been…

This week’s challenge, #1050, was Tokyo. The first thing that came to mind was the old webcomic MegaTokyo by Fred Gallagher, which ran every Tuesday and featured the catchphrase “relax, we understand j00.” I also thought about doing something with Godzilla, but that felt too stereotypical, and I figured a lot of people would go that direction. They didn’t.

Video 1. Megatokyo: The Whole Thing
Video 2. Robert Smith of The Cure defeats Mecha-Streisand

Then I remembered a magnet a family friend brought back from Japan. It had a pagoda on it, and I was fascinated by pagodas as a child.

Eventually, I leaned into the idea of visiting Japan and wondered what my experience would actually be like. Not the big postcard version of Tokyo, but the smaller, everyday version. What would overwhelm me first?

That led me to the konbini. I imagined walking in for one bottle of tea and immediately being distracted by rice balls, snacks, fried chicken, pudding, socks, and a phone charger. The story became less about Tokyo itself and more about decision fatigue in a place that somehow has everything you need before you know you need it.

The title, “Everything But the Tea,” came after realizing the tourist never actually gets the thing they came in for.

For the audio, I leaned into the panic. The music speeds up around the 30 rice balls, gets triumphantly dramatic when the tourist decides to take a “bold” chance, races through the impulse purchases, slows down for the cashier’s question, and then jumps back into high-tension mode when the tourist is overwhelmed by all the choices.

It is a tiny errand treated like an action sequence, which feels about right for the kind of week I had.

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