Publisher: 100 Word Stories Podcast
Weekly Challenge: 1028
Topic: Sharp Scissors
Submitted: December 29, 2025
Published: January 4, 2025 [see schedule]
Participants: 8 total
Recommended Topic: Nose Tickler
The hobo clown, Doc, swiped the oversized,
sharp scissors from a white-faced clown, Tippy.
Doc then ran in circles and stepped backwards.
Tippy fell over, landing on his big red nose.
Children laughed at the spectacle.
An auguste clown, Mollywolly,
shouted “STOP!”
The clowns froze in mid-step.
“No running with scissors!”
The clowns ran in slow motion.
This time, Doc fell down.
He sat up and cried.
“Did you hurt yourself?”
Mollywolly asked?
Doc shook his head violently, yes.
“I warned you!
You can’t run in slow motion either.”
Clown paramedics came, shrugged,
and carried him away in a cot.
About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge
About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge
100 Word Stories
…And, as always, keep it brief!


The 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge was (and still is) hosted by Laurence Simon—better known in Second Life as Crap Mariner—who built a wonderfully strange, tight-knit community around storytelling discipline.

Originally, he started a daily random theme on ScriberOptics via 100words on May 13, 2005, based on a photo, using a combination of everyone’s submitted words rather than posting a single topic. He would write short 100-word stories featuring recurring characters, such as Abraham Lincoln and the Mustard Man.

In June 2005, he then spun the stories into their own subdomain from his personal blog at podcasting.isfullofcrap.com, featuring multiple authors and guest entries. Rather than daily challenges, he settled for weekly challenges, which were due on April 21, 2006, for the topic “Bunnies!” It was published on April 22, 2006. He continued each week posting a topic and invited people to write a story of 100 or [sic]Less Nessman 2.0 words long. Most participants went for exactly 100. It was a form of microfiction—a subset of flash fiction—where the limitation wasn’t restrictive but creatively freeing. Within those 100 words, stories could be funny, heartfelt, surreal, absurd, reflective, or unexpectedly powerful.
Laurence encouraged contributors not just to write but to perform. He always invited people to record themselves reading their stories and send in the audio so their voices could be part of the experience. If someone didn’t—or couldn’t—he gladly read their story for them. Sometimes he even used software to alter his voice, adding character variety, humor, or dramatic flair, so every episode felt like a small production rather than just a reading.
The project chose to respond to the creative emptiness of podcasts at the time not with cynicism, but with creativity. Laurence filled the internet with humor, storytelling, discipline, and imagination. Eventually, the project continued under his broader creative umbrella, “One A Day Until I Die,” where he continues to celebrate the joy of storytelling in all its weird and wonderful forms.
Episodes usually feature everyone’s submissions together in one podcast, and listeners vote on their favorites. The weekly winner not only gets bragging rights but also the honor of choosing the next topic—meaning the community itself shaped what came next. Many participants came from overlapping creative spaces: writers, musicians, podcasters, and especially people in Second Life, where the challenge became something of a shared cultural experience. It wasn’t just a writing exercise; it was friendship, collaboration, creative play, and a small but meaningful part of internet history.
I even had the chance to meet Laurence once at the Second Life Community Convention, where he was handing out refrigerator magnets promoting the podcast — including one I still have today on my fridge. It’s a little artifact from a wonderfully weird, wonderfully human creative era.
This project mattered. It still does.
Paper/Wood Floor Theme from an old version of 100 Word Stories Circa 2009
Returning to 100-Word Stories… Fifteen Years Later
It has been fifteen years since I last submitted a story to Laurence Simon’s legendary 100 Word Stories project. Back then, life felt busy enough — but everything since then has really been a journey. Divorce, major health moments, years of community work, nonprofit service that somehow landed on national television, and even becoming an official clown. Turns out a spare red nose in your pocket can fix a surprising number of awkward situations.

While documenting my old submissions recently, something stirred. Instead of simply archiving the past, it felt like time to step forward again.
So I wrote a story.
I recorded it.
I produced it.
And for the first time since 2010…I submitted one.
And that feels good.
Bringing Sound Back Into My Storytelling
Just like many of my past entries, this wasn’t just written — it was produced.
I recorded my narration in Audacity, then cleaned and enhanced my voice so it sounded warmer, clearer, and more polished than a raw microphone take. For music, I used producer.ai, feeding the story itself in as the creative seed to generate a custom instrumental. It felt oddly poetic—modern AI pairing up with an old-school microfiction tradition.
From there, it turned into a fun little sound-design project. I faded music in and out at the start and end, slowed it during the “slow-motion running” gag, dropped the music briefly so Mollywolly’s shout hit harder, and made sure everything flowed naturally.
Sixteen years ago, I was doing this with Microsoft Songsmith.
Today, it’s new tools, new tech…but that same joy of shaping 100 tiny words into a living world remains unchanged.
Audio Production Steps I Used

🎙️ Voice Improvement in Audacity
- Record clean vocal take
- Noise Reduction (capture noise profile → apply)
- High-pass filter (roll off rumble)
- Equalization to brighten clarity
- Compressor to even out levels
- Normalize to -1.0 dB
- Breath & click cleanup where needed
🎧 Music & Story Integration
- Instrumental generated with producer.ai
- Mixed in Audacity beneath narration
- Fade-in at start / Fade-out at end
- Slowed tempo during the slow-motion gag
- Quick music duck for Mollywolly’s big shout
🎶 Final Polish
- Check pacing and clarity
- Ensure nothing clips
- Export to MP3 using LAME
Why This Matters to Me
Part of me honestly didn’t think I’d return. Life changed. Communities shifted. Platforms disappeared. But creativity has a strange way of circling back home. This wasn’t nostalgia. It wasn’t obligation. It was joy.
And stepping back into that circle of storytellers — even if only for a moment — feels right.
Whether I keep submitting regularly remains to be seen. But tonight, I’m smiling. Because after sixteen years, I got to tell another little story.
And I’m back.




