100 Word Stories: Crime, Panic, and… Mustard

Weekly Challenge: 173
Topic: Over/Under
Submitted: August 14, 2009
Published: August 15, 2009
Participants: 10 total
Recommended Topic: Something Awkward

Crime, Panic, and… Mustard
About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge

About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge

Transcript (Audio Submission)

[Intro – 00:00]
Lewie: Hello Lawrence, this is Lewie, also known as Dedric, and I have a few friends with me.
Korii Tiger: giggling
Lewie: Say hello friends!
JT: Hello!
Korii Tiger: A friend? I’m your wife!
(laughter)
Lewie: Yes, and I have a wife with me too. Just one.
(more laughing)
Lewie: We’ve made this little story for you after chatting about it, and we thought you might get a kick out of it.
Korii Tiger: Hi, Crap. Have fun! laughing
Lewie: I don’t think we said your name at all, or you don’t even want them to know
(more laughing)
JT: Random British person.
Lewie: …and we also have a random British person and my wife.
JT: chuckle
Lewie: All right.


[Story – 00:53]
Lewie: Somewhere in the middle of Gotcha City, there’s a woman leaving a sub shop. After peering at her purchase, she cries out in distress.
Korii Tiger: Ah! I ordered a bologna sandwich, but they didn’t put any condiments on it! What do I do?
JT: Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Bloody hell, Gov’ner, what is that thing?
Korii Tiger: It’s Underwood!
Lewie: Hello ma’am. I heard your call and I came as fast as I could. I brought you this Grey Poupon.
Korii Tiger: No! I can’t accept that from you!
Lewie: Why not? It’s a gift!
Korii Tiger: Because your underwear… is over your pants.


[Wrap-Up – 01:22]
Lewie: Anything else we should do tonight?
Korii Tiger: I was going to sleep, but I think I got a second wind. I’m gonna eat some candy.
JK: Sugar rush.

Reflection

December 28, 2025

Weekly Challenge #173 (“Over / Under”) wasn’t just another 100-word story for me—it turned into a collaborative comedy project. A friend visiting from the UK (happily self-described as “a random British person”) and my wife joined in, and we built the story together before recording it as a playful multi-voice performance.

Instead of simply submitting the text, we leaned into the absurdity and personality of the challenge. We laughed, bantered with Laurence (“Crap”), and then delivered the ridiculous superhero setup, complete with a Grey Poupon reference and the unforgettable punchline: underwear worn over the pants.

This story always makes me smile because it captures what made the 100 Word Stories community so special—friends creating something silly for the joy of it, collaborating across avatars, accents, and late-night inspiration, sending it off to join a chorus of other weird, funny, heartfelt microfictions.

As with most of my 100-word stories, I recorded the audio in Audacity and used LAME to encode it as an MP3.

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Audacity
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