Publisher: 100 Word Stories Podcast
Weekly Challenge: 210
Topic: Easy, Router, Water Under The Bridge, You Broke My Vase, Something Simple
Submitted: April 26, 2010
Published: May 2, 2010
Participants: 10 total
Recommended Topic: n/a
The Day the Vase Fell
“You broke my vase!”
Bob the giant looked down
at the screaming little person.
“Why can’t you do something so simple and easy?”
Bob scratched his head.
Bob was not bright, but
the folks tried to think of
odd jobs he could do to
make him feel like a part
of the community.
The little person started to scream to himself.
“Water under the bridge,” she told me.
“He did not mean it,” “it is not his fault.”
Bob pointed at a small pile of
crushed electronics and the
little person looked.
“What is that?” he asked.
Bob grinned.
“Router!”
About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge
About the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge
100 Word Stories
…And, as always, keep it brief!
The 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge was (and still is) hosted by Laurence Simon—better known in Second Life as Crap Mariner—who built a wonderfully strange, tight-knit community around storytelling discipline.
Originally, he started a daily random theme on ScriberOptics via 100words on May 13, 2005, based on a photo, using a combination of everyone’s submitted words rather than posting a single topic. He would write short 100-word stories featuring recurring characters, such as Abraham Lincoln and the Mustard Man.
In June 2005, he then spun the stories into their own subdomain from his personal blog at podcasting.isfullofcrap.com, featuring multiple authors and guest entries. Rather than daily challenges, he settled for weekly challenges, which were due on April 21, 2006, for the topic “Bunnies!” It was published on April 22, 2006. He continued each week posting a topic and invited people to write a story of 100 or [sic]Less Nessman 2.0 words long. Most participants went for exactly 100. It was a form of microfiction—a subset of flash fiction—where the limitation wasn’t restrictive but creatively freeing. Within those 100 words, stories could be funny, heartfelt, surreal, absurd, reflective, or unexpectedly powerful.
Laurence encouraged contributors not just to write but to perform. He always invited people to record themselves reading their stories and send in the audio so their voices could be part of the experience. If someone didn’t—or couldn’t—he gladly read their story for them. Sometimes he even used software to alter his voice, adding character variety, humor, or dramatic flair, so every episode felt like a small production rather than just a reading.
The project chose to respond to the creative emptiness of podcasts at the time not with cynicism, but with creativity. Laurence filled the internet with humor, storytelling, discipline, and imagination. Eventually, the project continued under his broader creative umbrella, “One A Day Until I Die,” where he continues to celebrate the joy of storytelling in all its weird and wonderful forms.
Episodes usually feature everyone’s submissions together in one podcast, and listeners vote on their favorites. The weekly winner not only gets bragging rights but also the honor of choosing the next topic—meaning the community itself shaped what came next. Many participants came from overlapping creative spaces: writers, musicians, podcasters, and especially people in Second Life, where the challenge became something of a shared cultural experience. It wasn’t just a writing exercise; it was friendship, collaboration, creative play, and a small but meaningful part of internet history.
I even had the chance to meet Laurence once at the Second Life Community Convention, where he was handing out refrigerator magnets promoting the podcast — including one I still have today on my fridge. It’s a little artifact from a wonderfully weird, wonderfully human creative era.
This project mattered. It still does.
Paper/Wood Floor Theme from an old version of 100 Word Stories Circa 2009
Reflection
This story came from the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge. Unlike a typical writing prompt with a single theme, this challenge handed out a jumble of unrelated words and phrases — things like “easy,” “router,” “water under the bridge,” and “you broke my vase.” The task wasn’t just to write something short; it was to make all of those fragments coexist inside a narrative of exactly 100 words.
I submitted my story on April 26, 2010. The original version opened with, “You broke my vase, you idiot!” — which seemed fine until I realized my word processor couldn‘t count. Two hours later, I sheepishly emailed Laurence: “Scrap that last story. It appears my word processor can‘t count.” Thankfully, a little editorial magic must have happened on his end, because the version that was published in May landed perfectly at 100 words.
