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LSSU Unicorn Hunters: Unicorn Questing TBD
In a quest for the truly extraordinary, I’ve applied for my official Unicorn Quester license through Lake Superior State University. While I await my credentials, I’m brushing up on the DNU’s edicts to track the world’s most elusive, glitter-shedding beasts. Read More
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Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks: Bear Identification
To better understand the wildlife in my own backyard, I earned the Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks Bear Identification certification. This training focuses on the critical anatomical markers used to distinguish between black bears and grizzlies in the wild. Read More
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Purdue University: Rat Tickling
Earned specialized certification in rat tickling techniques to improve rodent welfare. Acquired expertise in ultrasonic vocalization analysis (50 kHz “joy” markers) and positive reinforcement handling. This “Comedic Science” credential demonstrates a commitment to unique technical skill acquisition and stress-reduction protocols in animal husbandry. Read More
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Church of Gnome: Sacred Companion
Received formal recognition for canine companion Teddy as an ordained and honored companion, acknowledging his supportive presence, positive influence, and symbolic role in community minded expressions of care, reflection, and wellbeing as part of a broader exploration of ceremonial traditions. Read More
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Eversweet Apiaries: Advanced Beekeeping
Continuing my journey with Eversweet Apiaries, I completed over six hours of Advanced Beekeeping instruction under Jennifer King. This intensive program focused on high-level hive management, including swarm prevention, colony splits, and the intricate science of queen introduction and re-queening. Read More
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Eversweet Apiaries: Beginner Beekeeper
Inspired by childhood memories of my uncle’s apiary and a decade of homesteading research, I finally moved from observer to participant. In 2021, I earned my Beginner Beekeeping certification from Eversweet Apiaries to carry on a family tradition of stewardship. Read More