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Dreamy Tags
Dreamy Tags is a WordPress plugin that creates meaningful, filtered tag clouds by narrowing results to specific categories and tags. Built for real archives and evolving projects, it surfaces recurring themes while hiding administrative noise. Read More
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Lewies Coding Standards
Clear structure, consistent naming, and disciplined organization turn messy scripts into maintainable systems. Separate logic & presentation, document intent, and design for readability. Code isn’t just for machines—it’s for people who inherit, debug, and extend it long after you’re done. Read More
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jScript Attraction
This JavaScript parody strings together language methods, operators, and objects into playful absurdity—echoing a 90s SEO tactic of keyword saturation. From Bitwise operators to getUTCSeconds, it transforms scripting syntax into chaotic, self-aware code poetry. Read More
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Animated Lewie Scriptlet
On February 1, 1999, I released the source code for ANILEWIE.SCT, a VBScript Scriptlet experiment that animated layered GIFs using timers, z-index positioning, and randomized eye movement. This archive captures a moment in early DHTML exploration and Internet Explorer–era web development. Read More
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vbScript Attraction
This VBScript satire weaves built-in functions, type conversions, and control structures into a spiraling monologue of syntax overload. Echoing 90s keyword-stuffing tactics, it transforms scripting language reference material into frantic, self-aware code poetry about debugging madness. Read More
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SQL Attraction
“SQL Attraction” playfully strings together nearly every SQL keyword into a surreal monologue, reflecting a 90s search engine tactic of keyword saturation. It blends programming syntax with absurd prose, turning database commands into chaotic digital poetry. Read More