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Code as Poetry

Keyword Saturation from the 90’s

I was trying to find the Abs value of an Addition I had made And wanted to place the Sum into an Array. I took the Asc of the letter Q and looked for the arctangent using the atn function.

All of this took place within a function that I had called from a window_onLoad event. It had returned a string to me, of which I had to convert to a boolean using CBool. I could perhaps use CByte, CCur, CDate, CDate, and/or CDbl, but I hadn’t seen any use for it.

The Chr just didn’t make sense at the time until I realized you could create characters from numbers! With that in mind, couldn’t I use CInt on the string the function would return, and then use the Chr function within?

I just had to clear my head…

This Const Concatenation problem was just not small enough to Convert with CLng. The Cos of My CreateObject design resulted in a Sng, but it could very well be a CStr as well. As long as I finished before the Date and didn’t have to DateAdd. I would have really hated to use DatePart to Sum up the DateDiff on the DateValue of a DateSerial on that Day.

The Description in the Dictionary creates a Division between Dim meaning To Do Loops For an Empty Eqv. I tried to Erase The Err and Exit the Dictionary. My Exp of an Exponentation was False.

The FileSystemObject was using a Filter to Fix Each Value For Me In the Next FormatCurrency. I tried FormatDateTime, FormatNumber, and FormatPercent, but the Function seemed to have a Hex value with no HelpContext. I searched the HelpFile For Each Hour. If I found what I was looking For Then I would have been Happy. ElseIf I found what I wasn’t looking for, I would have been sad. Else I would have to just leave it be and End If.

If only it was Imp in the InputBox or InStr. I could have simply looked InStrRev and Compared the Int and Use Integer Division. If IsOperator, IsArray, IsDate, IsEmpty, IsNull, IsNumeric, IsObject…

I am going mad.

If I had wanted to Join I would have been at the LBound and my name would certainly be LCase and Left out, not matter what the Len. I decided I would LoadPicture and LTrim the Mid of the Log the Minute I knew the Mod of the Month… or the MonthName.

I would use a MsgBox and show Multiplication to the programmers of Negation who are Not Now Nothing or Null Except in a Small Oct Number. When On Error Resume Next, Then the Operator of precedence will make the Program Option Explicit. Neither Private Nor Public will Raise to Radomize Or ReDim the Rem that must not take back

‘ nor replace vbCrLf.

The Colors of RGB were Right within the Round Rnd String Beans. The RTrim of the ScriptEngine Resulted In Nothing Interesting. The ScriptingEngineBuildVersion, ScriptingEngineMajorVersion, ScripingEngineMinorVersion and Second Select Case did not do much either.

I wanted to Select a code and set the Sgn of Sin to the Source of my Space and Split the Sqr with the result of a StrComp. A StrReverse on a simple String within a Sub caused a major
Subtraction to the Tan of Time. My TimeSerial and TimeValue wanted to Trim and Return True without a TypeName. The UBound of a UCase Array gave an invalid VarType that didn’t go well with the Weekday because of an odd WeekdayName.

While Even Wend and Xor…

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January 27, 1999 9:29 pm

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