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Christian Leaders Institute: CLI Entrance
In October 2025, I was honored with the CLI Entrance Award from the Christian Leaders Institute. This recognition marked my successful entry into formal leadership studies, reflecting my ongoing commitment to serving the Front Royal community through dedicated personal and professional growth. Read More
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Christian Leaders Institute: Wedding Officiant Skills
Completed a rigorous, study-based ministerial program focused on the theology and logistics of marriage. Developed professional skills in ceremony planning, biblical message drafting, and pastoral leadership, establishing a credible academic foundation for formal ordination and recognized service as a wedding officiant. Read More
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The Audit Delay, What I’ve Observed – and Why It Matters
Royal Examiner: In this opinion piece, I analyze Warren County’s FY2024 audit delay as a resident observer, outlining compliance risks, staffing and vendor breakdowns, and governance challenges—arguing that early, concrete transparency is essential to protect budgets, credibility, and public trust. Read More
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The Audit Delay, What I’ve Observed – and Why It Matters
A newly-seated supervisor warned the FY24 audit will miss the budget cycle, prompting public alarm. State penalties, credit harm, and even takeover are possible. Having attended WCFAC meetings, I’ve seen the root issue is not only delay – it is the lack of transparency. Read More
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When a Security Device Quietly Ages Out
I pulled out a security device I bought in 2021 and found the companion apps no longer provided the data needed to use it. Firmware updates didn’t help. Without notice, support had essentially expired – leaving six figures locked behind a product still physically intact but digitally stranded. Read More
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Fuel Report Discrepancies
I’ve been sitting in on the Warren County Finance/Audit Committee meetings since May of this year. I’ve been noticing a few things, writing notes, and just observing. I decided to go ahead and start digging into something that was bugging me. The fuel reports every month had a column that reported 0 MPG for many… Read More
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Fuel Reports and Falling Floors: Holding the County to Account
I challenged inaccurate meeting minutes regarding the worsening Senior Center floor and presented a detailed analysis of county fuel reports. My findings sparked a Board-level discussion on improving financial oversight and developing a more robust fuel usage policy. Read More
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Church of the SubGenius: Doktorate of the Forbidden Sciences & Ordained High Priest of the Repeatership
Decades after first joining the Church of the SubGenius, I’ve re-ordered my “Salvation by Mail.” In a world of rigid rules, this ordination celebrates satire, rebellion, and the sacred, pipe-smoking pursuit of eternal Slack. Read More
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Purdue University: Rat Tickling
Earned specialized certification in rat tickling techniques to improve rodent welfare. Acquired expertise in ultrasonic vocalization analysis (50 kHz “joy” markers) and positive reinforcement handling. This “Comedic Science” credential demonstrates a commitment to unique technical skill acquisition and stress-reduction protocols in animal husbandry. Read More
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Open Ministry: Ordained Minister
On October 18, 2025, I joined one of the most accessible ministry platforms in the country. Open Ministry champions the idea that everyday people—not just seminary graduates—should have the power to guide life’s most meaningful moments. Read More