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Christian Leaders Institute: Candidate, Christian Ministry Diploma
July 20, 2025 – Current. Currently pursuing a 62-unit program focused on Ministry Foundations, Biblical Surveys, and Christian Doctrine. Completed coursework in Wedding Officiant Skills. Read More
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The Bard of Bizarre: re: Cubicle 13
A 16-track concept album and multimedia brand launch exploring workplace existentialism. This project integrated generative AI production, time-synced metadata, and a synchronized global release across 20+ platforms, supported by a multi-channel social campaign and a curated e-commerce merchandise line. Read More
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The Church of Spiritual Humanism: Ordained Clergy Person
On July 15, 2025, I added a secular flourish to my journey. The Church of Spiritual Humanism proves that meaning doesn’t require miracles—only empathy, dignity, and a deep appreciation for the natural world we all share. Read More
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The Merchants on Main Street: Clown (Christmas In July)
July 2025 – Present (annual). Serve as a costumed performer at an annual downtown community event, creating balloon art for children and families. Contribute to public engagement and festive atmosphere through invited participation, supporting local merchants and community programming during a well-attended seasonal celebration. Read More
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Yule Be Sorry You Missed It: Christmas in July Dazzles Downtown
Royal Examiner: I’m mentioned as Leonardo the clown, providing balloon animals for children during Front Royal’s Christmas in July celebration. My appearance contributed to the event’s family-friendly atmosphere, adding color, laughter, and hands-on fun to a community-focused downtown festival. Read More
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Kena Klown Club: Clown, Dr. Leo
On July 9, 2025, I reached two major milestones: I officially graduated to “Permanent Klown” status, and thanks to a bit of academic flair from Abide University, I officially debuted my new persona: Dr. Leo. Read More
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Coconut Kalimba
A $5 coconut-shell kalimba from a Samuels Library fundraiser, valued for its deep, earthy tones and handmade character despite tuning challenges. It now serves as a bassy, experimental companion to a more practical 17-key kalimba. Read More
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Reading the Grievances: A Personal Tribute to Liberty
Participating in the public reading of the Declaration of Independence was a highlight of my year. As the bell tolled for each grievance, I had the honor of reading the charges against the King regarding government overreach and military tyranny. Read More
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Kena Klown Club: Second Dress-out
My second dress-out as a clown was nearly derailed by a missing makeup kit. Between a ChatGPT-assisted Walmart run and a record-breaking Virginia heatwave, I learned exactly what it takes to earn the title of a “real” clown. Read More
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Orwellian Rhetoric and Short-Term Rentals: A Night of Contrasts
On July 1st, the Board reached a turning point, admitting that their zoning decisions “didn’t feel quite fair.” Between debates on “Orwellian” rhetoric and my observations of the crumbling ceiling, the night highlighted the need for administrative maintenance. Read More