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Lewis Moten > Humor

  • 100 Word Stories: Santa’s Little OSHA Violation
    May 24, 2026
    100 Word Stories: Santa’s Little OSHA Violation

    Santa channels Tool Man energy to help little Timmy build a pinewood derby car, but the gift list spirals wildly out of control. Chainsaws, plasma cutters, flamethrowers, and “More power!” turn a wholesome Christmas moment into complete mechanical chaos. Read More

  • ChatGPT Tried to Explain Me
    May 4, 2026
    ChatGPT Tried to Explain Me

    After years of conversations about technology, history, memoirs, civic issues, creativity, and absurd humor, I asked ChatGPT to describe who I am. The result was a detailed portrait of an archivist, community-minded technologist, storyteller, and observer of systems, people, & preservation. Read More

  • 100 Word Stories: Prompted Royalty
    May 3, 2026
    100 Word Stories: Prompted Royalty

    When royalty arrived for a heavily guarded family portrait, they expected cameras, lighting, and nervous smiles. Instead, they discovered modern photographers preferred artificial intelligence over actual photography, while snipers watched from rooftops and Secret Service agents secured the cyberpunk studio. Read More

  • 100 Word Stories: A very Cultured Performance
    March 29, 2026
    100 Word Stories: A very Cultured Performance

    A last-minute email sparks a surreal museum story—cheese becomes music, balloons become sculpture, and creativity outruns time. Written, recorded, and produced in 35 minutes, this piece explores pressure, process, and the freedom of bending prompts into something entirely unexpected. Read More

  • 100 Word Stories: Bubble Rap
    March 22, 2026
    100 Word Stories: Bubble Rap

    A playful twist on the “Bubble Wrap” prompt becomes “Bubble Rap,” blending rhyme, rhythm, and storytelling. From clunky drafts to performative verse, this piece explores cadence, creativity, and AI experimentation—ending with a pop, a punchline, and a lingering memory. Read More

  • Dogbert’s Clues for the Clueless
    January 15, 2026
    Dogbert’s Clues for the Clueless

    Purchased days after Scott Adams’ death, this fifty-cent Dogbert collection mixes biting office humor with oddly formal etiquette. Its four-panel strips invite quiet, compulsive giggling, making it both a time capsule of 1993 and a small, affectionate memorial. Read More

  • Be Happy – Bugs on Holiday5
    September 3, 2005
    Be Happy – Bugs on Holiday5

    The image features a person smiling while holding a sign. The sign displays the text ‘BE HAPPY: ON BUGS HOLIDAY’ along with a smiley face. The background is softly blurred, emphasizing the sign and the person’s expression, which conveys joy Read More

  • Be Happy – Bugs on Holiday
    September 3, 2005
    Be Happy – Bugs on Holiday

    The image features a sign with a black background and white text that states, ‘BE HAPPY, BUGS ON HOLIDAY :)’. The sign is mounted on a stand and placed against a plain wall. A wooden door is visible to the Read More

  • BirthOfHero_oneway
    February 6, 2005
    BirthOfHero_oneway

    The image features a cartoonish drawing of a turtle positioned below a sign that points in one direction, indicating ‘ONE WAY.’ The turtle appears to be in motion, suggesting a playful and comedic interpretation of the sign. The simplicity of Read More

  • cartoonsketches_smoking
    February 6, 2005
    cartoonsketches_smoking

    The image features three cartoon characters drawn in a simplistic style. The character on the left is depicted with exaggerated features, holding a cigarette and expressing an animated gesture. The middle character appears more formally dressed, while the character on Read More

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