On November 9, 2025, my “Experiment in Authority” took a decidedly practical turn with my ordination through Christian Harvest Church. While many online ordinations provide a sense of identity or philosophy, Christian Harvest Church provides a literal toolkit.
The ordination packet arrived with a surprising amount of “hardware.” In addition to the standard Certificate of Ministry and Letter of Good Standing, the kit included:
- A USB Drive: Pre-loaded with study materials and a “CHC Textbook” covering wedding ceremonies, baptisms, and funeral services.
- Administrative Paperwork: Marriage certificates, renewal forms, and baptismal certificates (in triplicate).
- A Clergy Parking Notice: A placards for “official business”—proving they are ready for ministry even in a crowded parking lot.
A “Ready-to-Work” Philosophy
Christian Harvest Church leans into a traditional presentation with an evangelical heart. Their mission is straightforward: make the word of Christianity accessible by empowering individuals to “spread the word in their own way.” They explicitly state that because Jesus required no special schooling for his disciples, they do not require formal seminary training—only a calling.
This “ministry-in-a-box” approach appeals to those who want to transition immediately from ordination to action. Whether you are opening a home-based wedding chapel or leading a small community study, the kit is designed to make the transition feel seamless and supported.
Sincerity vs. The Circuit Court
In the context of my journey through Warren County, this ordination is a fascinating case study. It is a “serious” Christian ministry with a clear doctrine and a focus on traditional rites. Yet, because it is an independent, online-originated body, it remains unrecognized by the local judge.
This highlights the irony of the Virginia law: a minister could have all the “hardware” of the faith—the certificates, the training materials, even the parking pass—and still be legally sidelined because they lack a physical, brick-and-mortar zip code.
Still, I value this ordination for its practical spirit. It is a reminder that faith can move mountains, but it’s always helpful if it also comes with a USB drive and a place to park.
