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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Ordained Minister
For $59 and a healthy sense of humor, I joined the ranks of the Pastafarian clergy. With embossed parchment and vinyl decals in hand, I’m exploring a faith that proves the divine can be found in a bowl of spaghetti. Read More
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Church of Gnome: Ordained Minister
On April 1, 2025, I embraced a ministry of small wonders and humble service. Joined by my dog Teddy—now an officially recognized Sacred Companion—I’m exploring a faith that finds the divine in quiet acts and clever paws. Read More
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Universal Life Church: Ordained Minister
My journey into ministry got a bit more serious with a simple click and a sincere question: Can the state recognize a calling that starts online? With my Universal Life Church credentials in hand, I’m preparing to test the limits of Virginia law. Read More